What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 23:56

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Ah so!”
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Live and Let Die
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-All the bad guys are black.
You Only Live Twice
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Moonraker
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Octopussy
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
A View to a Kill
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-J W Pepper
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Goldfinger
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
From Russia With Love
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Dr No
Breakfast at Tiffany’s